Let’s Skip Dinner and Just Have Dessert

November has many dessert-themed days – National Cake Day, National Peanut Butter Fudge Day, and National Baklava Day, to name a few. Satisfy your sweet tooth with a dessert and these sweet quotes.

“You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.” –Ronald Reagan

“I’ve never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn’t fix.” –Sarah Ockler

“I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertatarian!” –Bill Watterson, from Calvin and Hobbes

“I hope there’s pudding!” –J.K. Rowling, from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?” –Madame de Sevigne

“Life is short. Eat dessert first.” –Ernestine Ulmer

“Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.” –Beatrice Peltre

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” –Fernando Pessoa

“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!” –Terry Moore

“I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.” –Heywood Broun

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” –Jim Davis

“After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.” –Emily Luchetti

“Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?” –Anonymous

“Forget love. I’d rather fall in chocolate!” –Sandra J. Dykes

“Cookies are made with butter and love.” –Norwegian Proverb

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.” –Erma Bombeck

“I don’t drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.” –Anonymous

“It’s a sin to waste chocolate. It’s in the Bible. Ghiradelli 3:17.” –Terri Guillemets

“There’s no diet list I’ll follow that would rule out cherry pie.” –Edgar A. Guest

“God gave the angels wings, and He gave humans chocolate.” –Anonymous

“I’d consider being a farmer. As long as I could live on the Peppridge Farm. And raise Milanos.” -Anonymous

“Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.” –Spanish Proverb

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