Women vs. Men: Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?

Women and men will probably never be on quite the same page. Though we try hard to understand each other, it seems as if we are all programmed a bit differently. Luckily, this never-ending disconnect is a great source for a humor and entertainment. Think of how many sitcoms wouldn’t exist today if it wasn’t for the banter between a husband and wife, who after 20 years together still don’t quite get it. So if we are destined to never get on the same page, at least we can sit back and enjoy the entertainment. The age-old dilemma has sparked many inspirational ideas behind the differences between men and women. After all, boys are made from snails and puppy dogs tails, and girls are made from sugar and spice and all things nice, right?

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
-Oscar Wilde

Men and women, women and men, It will never work.
-Erica Jong

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.
-William Feather

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
-Mark Twain

The main difference between men and woman is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
-Rebecca West

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can’t be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
-Helen Rowland

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
-Lord Byron

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.
-Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

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